Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...