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WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
seven course meal
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One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Economics ruins life
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Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....