Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...