Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...