Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.