Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...