Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Crossing Women Riddle
What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in...