Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...