Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?