What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...