If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...