Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Fun Toungue Twister!
Here’s a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking…
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...