Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...