Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...