Some things never change
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Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Cheap plastic rings
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The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!