Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...