Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...