Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
Company buzz words
|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90′s Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...