The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Howe 2 right gud
Nowe u two can rite gud!Howe two rite gudFrank L. ViscoVice-president and Senior Copywriter...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...