Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
AM Radio
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...