Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD’S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up…If I wasn’t born a boy..I’d...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...