58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...