Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...