Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.