A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...