Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...