My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Very Short Lists
Very Short Lists:1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors2) List of...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...