Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...