Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge