Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Guide to buy a man gifts!
Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt – buy him a cordless...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.