Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…