The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...