Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...