New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Try to catch the rabbit
|The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying...