Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...