1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
PUPPY LOVE
PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...