cross a spider and an elephant
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Doctor, should I file my nails?
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While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
The bus crash.
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Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...