Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Ethical Code for Patients
A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...