A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
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When to slap a midget?
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How slime flies!
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R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Touring guide for North
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