Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...