Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”