Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...