Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Guide To Parenthood
The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!