Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...