Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...