Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.