Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...