Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...