The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...