Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...